koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

vocodex:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

skate-high:

To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.

yachintaaa:

allisimpson:

eastcoastpreppin:

insecuare:

NOTHING WILL EVER BE MORE RELEVANT

ACTUALLY THOUGH

HAHA

phaggits:

bumblers:

he’d be able to finger you from the other side if the room

madDISON

internetexplorers:

im just getting lazier and uglier every day better quit while im still ahead

clubpenguln:

I get really attached to people and it’s literally impossible for me to get through an hour without talking to them

brandilynnxd:

anglosexual:

imaslytherinbitch:

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

this sounds like a really classy rap

Oh my goodness I stared at this for like five minutes because I read “coma”…